I had been off line over a week and a day
And I opened my inbox and flashing away
There were 400 messages and I thought hey!
Good friends are sending me email again
Well my friends they all seem like intelligent folks
But they’re forwarding me stupid internet jokes
or they’ve fallen for some unbelievable hoax
Getting these idiot emails again
Like an old college buddy who once was a dancer
She wrote me this email and thought I should answer
Did I know that wearing tight bras can cause cancer
The details are all in this forward below
A Nigerian doctor has been in a bind
He’s got 10 million dollars but he couldn’t find
A bank who would take it and could he use mine
Just fax my account and I’ll be in the dough
There’s a kid who is dying so send her a card
If you don’t forward this one then you have no heart
And another was taken last night from her yard
The same kid abducted back in 93
And a mom from
Some LSD on the stamps her kids were lickin
Her 5 year old’s now wearing tie dye and trippin
Yeah, who the hell gives out their acid for free
And some clients of hookers are being dissected
To harvest their kidneys to sell it’s suspected
Your outlook address book has not been infected
That hoax has been goihng since I don’t know when
And the White House won’t read the petition you’re raisin
I’ve tried to be kind but I’m losing my patience.
Walt Disney is not giving out free vacations
I’m getting these idiot emails again.